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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 05:09 PM       
The more of Christian's stuff I read, the more fascinated I am by how his mind works.

It's kind of scary, in a way. He's obsessed with finding a Boyfriend-Free Girl who shares his interests -- he either doesn't or can't care about what they're interested in unless it's relevant to him. Women have to meet some almost obnoxiously strict criteria for him to tolerate them. The first thing he does when he actually manages to sit down with a girl is pull out the Sonichu scrapbook (literally) and start telling them about everything he likes to do. And he talks about how if he can't find a Boyfriend-Free Girl who meets these criteria, he wants to find a nice girl that he can "mold" into his Sweetheart. (His words.)

On the one hand I find it hard to feel bad for him because if we ascribed any of these qualities to someone who WASN'T autistic, then we'd all just call him a jackass. On the other hand, he's fucking autistic.
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 06:29 PM       
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On the one hand I find it hard to feel bad for him because if we ascribed any of these qualities to someone who WASN'T autistic, then we'd all just call him a jackass. On the other hand, he's fucking autistic.
I doubt it. A lot of his behavior just screams socially-inept self-centered jackass. His whole spiel about 'telling' everybody how to live their lives comes off as being incredibly douchebaggish: it showcases how he can't really relate to people but is capable of public speaking on some level. If was truly socially inept, he wouldn't boast about it so casually.

If anything, he's fucked in the head because of some pathetic movie-styled idealism. His pathetic attempts to get people to talk to him because he goes around an Abercombie and Fitch with his Gameboy out? The asshole needs to stop living in movies and go out and meet people. Or just swallow his pathetic dignity and hire a hooker. If he's just looking for sex, he might as well start paying for it. That might be the only thing that gets him out of his pathetic rut.
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