Yes Les Waste, you begin to recognize my genius. You are the only one thus far to show any sort of competence. I pay homage to you.
Someone is trying to cover up his idiocy. The name, Paradym.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?