C C California

[Grislygus]

Out of dedication to fair play, truth, and righteousness, I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the 100% accurate and totally provable fact that Northern Californians have a genetic predisposition towards trailers, mobile homes, really shitty weed and incest, with this predisposition growing exponentially for every mile traveled north of San Francisco, culminating in Jefferson County.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

[Colonel Flagg]

California was ruined for me ever since my brother moved there.

Seriously, I visited him about 2-1/2 years ago (he lives off Castro in downtown SF) right before his surgical procedure (no, it's not what you think, either, so shut up.). It was the first time I had a chance to see his house, which was pretty nice, I admit. Generally the neighborhood was cool, there was a movie theater, a corner grocery & a wine store (what are the odds?) less than two blocks away, and a great deal of classic-looking buildings, slowly being spruced up; all told, it's a pretty sweet setup.

I can't ever see myself living there, though.