Actually, I'm surprised Pub hasn't made note of "Seth's OLD body ornamentation". That might have only come up when he was AWOL, but I doubt that would make as much of a difference as it should in Pub's case.
As much as I love to bring it up in conversations with the ladies, it's hard to do so without extreme weirdness. It's just hard to transition conversation topics to skin bridges and the fact that I decorated mine for form and function. If not for my long-sleeved shirt and bowtie fixation, I'd have many different t-shirts in all sorts of colors and patterns that all say "Ask me about my dick" and I'd wear them anytime I went to the bar.
If anyone could make me a button to pin that message to my shirt, I'd appreciate it.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Seth makes the strangest jumps between expressing his philosophical genius in one post and then sticking stuff in his dick in the next.
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