Things you know now you wish you could tell your younger self.

[Sethomas]

-Do your homework, shithead.
-Go to Columbus.
-Her mental status is crumbling just as rapidly as you are, and both of you are too blind to figure this out and will be for quite a long while. Chill out about it a few weeks, possibly months.*
-Do your homework, shithead.
-Demand a different doctor. You can tell that he's a total prick, but your justifications for ignoring this aren't as well-grounded as you think.
-Don't go to Columbus.