I love getting into situations where people mishear me and then after a clumsy exchange of "what?" "did you?" "oh!" I like to end it with "well, excuse me while I kiss this guy" and then laugh and laugh and laugh at how clever it is.
Sometimes I slur my words and make them sound like other things, or just say those other things then flat-out lie about REALLY saying something else, so I can reference that.
Hybrid Mode
