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Esuohlim · #1

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty

Wear condoms idiot.

HI MATT "THE PARTY" HARTY

Fat_Hippo · #2

"Don't eat that blue lollipop, it'll make your shit green."

"Stop being such a pussy; punch more people in the face when they won't fucking listen." Oh wait, I should still do that.

"Don't enroll in that fucking school, who cares if you can go to university or not. You don't know what you wanna do anyway, and it'll just increase the amount of time you waste travelling back and forth from school from 10 minutes to 1 and a half hours per day. It's not worth it, and you don't need to learn latin anyway."

T-Rex · #3

Don't get a Facebook account.

Be more responsible with your money.

Just because the hot girl in the shop told you her birthday doesn't mean you should get her something you fucktard. You live in a small town. You're fucked everytime you see her, even years from now. Seriously past me, you made things awkward for future me and he really doesn't appreciate your shit.