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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 10:17 AM        divorce.
in about 90 days i'll be back on the market.

the only person allowed to hit on me is george (who should pm me his fucking phone number right now - and if bluefox is listening, pm me too because well, because PLEASE?).

congratulate me, cosmo.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 10:22 AM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 10:41 AM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 10:45 AM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 10:50 AM       
no no i'm OK! for reals! no leg cutting or excessive drinking and i've even managed to not pick up a cigarette and lose some weight :D
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 12:15 PM       
Ok or not, sorry to hear things went sour Karen, what with having a lil' rugrat 'n all. You guys gonna do the joint custody thing or...?
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 12:17 PM       
Well at least you got a cute kid out of him.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 02:16 PM       
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in about 90 days i'll be back on the market.

the only person allowed to hit on me is george (who should pm me his fucking phone number right now - and if bluefox is listening, pm me too because well, because PLEASE?).

congratulate me, cosmo.
congrats, Kiddo...I think. Are you and the young'un okay?
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 02:19 PM       
I'm sorry your relationship didn't work out, Karen...at least you'll be rid of him soon.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 02:23 PM       
shit...I wish my divorce only took 90 days....try three fucking years!!!!!!
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 02:51 PM       
so when can we expect the full, sordid disclosure of the entire affair

or have you forgotten why the internet is here in the first place
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 03:12 PM       
wow i hate to hear about divorce be strong well my parents are getting a divorce right now also and the tension is killing me just living with them its really something sad
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 04:46 PM       
Never get married.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 05:15 PM       
Yeah, this whole divorce thing has burned me on being married.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 05:41 PM       
There are very few to get married, it ruins relationships and lives.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 06:11 PM       
People keep asking when my girlfriend and I are going to get married but neither of us give a shit about doing it

marriage i mean, not sex
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 06:12 PM       
yeah, marriage has no place in the animal kingdom
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 06:15 PM       
it's a human construct, man

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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 06:43 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 06:43 PM       
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Never get married.
Yeah, maybe. My parents divorced after 21 years when I was a college sophomore and my brother was a high school senior. (She went on to marry a total dirtbag loser, which wasn't much of an upgrade, to be sure. She's single again and 72, boys!)

On the flip side, I dated my wife for nearly 6 years before we got married, so we've been together for over half our lives. So there's an argument for both sides. Don't dismiss marriage just based on others' experiences - you may surprise yourself.

Good luck Glowbelly, to you and yours.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 06:44 PM       
its me. Meaner, older and more infirm than ever. And also getting divorced
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 06:53 PM       
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