Hey I'm New

[MarioRPG]

And thus ends the e-life that was savantcreative.

[JediScum]

"Ethical", "Honest" marketing? You mean like a bag of Habenero flavored pork rinds that read "THEY'RE HOT AS FUCK!!!!"

Or that guy at the bus station in a wheelchair, who asks "Can you help me onto the toilet?" You know, the one who has a sign hanging around his neck that reads "I will rip yer pants off to get to that cack".

Or the Girl scout who knocks on yer door, asking you "Would you like to buy some cookies?"
Actually, they usually just want to sell cookies.
But I always ask, "Do you have the ones with caramel and coconut, y'know, with a layer of chocolate on the bottom? I forget what they're called".

And she says "No, I'm out of those but I have Thin Mints and Peanut Butter"

So, I think, well my mom like the Thin Mints and my Step dad likes the peanut butter....

"How much for a box of each?"

"Ten dollars plus tax"

"For both?"

"No.... each"

"Ummm... how about $7.50, this cassette with some Jesus Lizard and Big Black on it, these 3 lawn and leaf bags of aluminum cans, and a rainbow clown wig?"

"DONE!!!!"