Best Worst Pick-up Lines

[Harry Paget Flashman]

If you are in a hurry and don't speak the language a wad of cash usually suffices. It's called peso-nality. Stuffing a gym sock in your Fruit or the Looms works too...just remember the socks go in the front, not the back.

You can buy those cheapo badges and cop wallets on the Internet too. Works real well in a station wagon with the inside passenger side door handle removed.

I never tried any of that stuff, preferring to rely on charm.