Many of my friends quickly lose interest in me

[Sethomas]

That's the picture for Best Hair. Best fat? What fat?

Oh, and thanks to your excessive tardiness, I managed to lose weight since the last post to fall below the average range for my height. Dumbass.

[Fat_Hippo]

That's some awesome hair. I didn't even know white people could grow it like that!

[T-Rex]

Sure they can. The only difference between black and white people is Rhythm.