New South Park

[T-Rex]

Randy has been my favourite character for a while. The episode where he wants to be the greatest fighter at his kids baseball game is priceless.

Randy: [softly] ...I'm not gonna go. [Sharon's eyes opem, and she rises a bit]

Sharon: What?

Randy: Stan's little league game, I'm... I'm not gonna go.

Sharon: Why?

Randy: I just... don't think I can, all right?

Sharon: You don't think you can?! This is the biggest game of your son's life! Why wouldn't you go and support him? What-? [Randy rises and faces her]

Randy: Because I'm scared, all right?! [Sharon stays quiet] You wanna break me down?! You wanna hear me say it?! I'm scared! I don't know if I believe in myself anymore. [turns away and bows his head] I don't know if I can take this guy, Sharon.

Sharon: So then, don't. You don't have to get in fights with other parents at Little League games! Just sit there and watch!

Randy: Look, I get what you're trying to do. You're trying to get me to realize that I have to fight him because it's who I am.

Sharon: No, I'm telling you you don't have to get thrown out of games and make an ass of yourself.

Randy: I've lost the edge. I'm sorry, Sharon. But you have to take Stan to his Little League game alone. [walks off]