good morning, darlings.

[JediScum]

I was kidding, sir.

A better breakfast would be: 2 bong hits, a strong cup of coffee (i prefer mine black), a couple waffles and some fruit. If you have time, take a leisurely walk to a gas station and pick up a paper. Don't read the news, it'll wreck yer mood. Read the comics and/or attempt to solve the crossword or, perhaps the sudoku puzzle. Maybe check the classifieds to see if anyone is selling something cool fairly cheap.

I used to do this when i didn't have to work until 3pm.

For lunch, i'd have 2-3 more bong hits, 1-2 more cups of coffee then, take the bus to work. i'd get there a bit early so i could eat my shift meal first thang.

Fortified, I'd be able to slave my damn ass off in a hot kitchen for 7-8 hours.