I didn't get cynical, I saw a legit link to CNN then BBC World News written into the footer which I thought you were citing from. I never thought you worked for the BBC. I was asking a question and the media has reported stranger things based on real events.
It's not my fault you're not funny or amusing and I couldn't tell you were joking.
Oh, and fuck you too douche bag.
You should not be posting here.
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