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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 01:00 PM       
I had a yoga teacher once that told me my fourth chakra was completely flat. Which I guess is bad.

"I will attempt to inflate it a little." She said.
"Sweet." I replied "Just keep touching me like that."

I should note that "inflating a chakra" is apparently the same as "back massage."

Hey Italiano, offer to inflate their chakras.
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