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Old Nov 23rd, 2008, 08:49 PM       
He needs a change of scenery. I'd look for nothing less than a second rounder, if I was Banner, though.

Personally, you can have Reid too - a package deal.

Incidentally, concerning the Vikes win, did "Cement-hands" even get into the game?
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Old Nov 23rd, 2008, 10:39 PM       
No, I never saw him on the field.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 02:31 PM       
Someone explain to me why they even chose to bench Peterson? Two series on the pine adequate for trying to send a message? Because the message I got was, "Adrian Peterson shouldn't be benched. Ever."

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COLTS STEAMROLL UPCOMING OPPONENTS (including loltitans) TO FINISH WITH THEIR STANDARD 12-4 SEASON WITH PLAYOFF APPEARANCE, TOO.

Easiest schedule remains. See ya' in the playoffs.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 03:37 PM       
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Someone explain to me why they even chose to bench Peterson? Two series on the pine adequate for trying to send a message? Because the message I got was, "Adrian Peterson shouldn't be benched. Ever."

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COLTS STEAMROLL UPCOMING OPPONENTS (including loltitans) TO FINISH WITH THEIR STANDARD 12-4 SEASON WITH PLAYOFF APPEARANCE, TOO.

Easiest schedule remains. See ya' in the playoffs.
If they beat the Titans it'll be because Fisher decides to rest his stars. They do have a cakewalk schedule for the next 4 weeks, though.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 04:30 PM       
So, anyone else looking forward to a Jets-Giants Super Bowl.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 04:32 PM       
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 04:34 PM       
Yes, oh, yes.

Personally, I really want the Giants to end the Titans' undefeated season. But, now that that nonsense is over, I figure why the hell not the Jets.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 04:36 PM       
There's only one outcome that will be more disappointing than an all NYC Superbowl, and that's if the Cowboys and Patriots stay hot and make it all the way.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 04:41 PM       
OK, that was just disgusting. And how can you say the Pats will "stay hot" when they lost to the Jets last week?
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 04:48 PM       
They're not streaking, but at 7-4 with a quarterback that is on fire and arguably the best head coach in the NFL, I'd say they're a contender.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 04:57 PM       
The way this season's been, I wouldn't be surprised if it ended with a Panthers-Broncos Superbowl (or something similarly unlikely).
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 09:49 PM       
If the superbowl ended up being Dallas against New England I can wholeheartedly say I wouldn't watch it.
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If the superbowl ended up being Dallas against New England I can wholeheartedly say I wouldn't watch it.
Don't think you'll have to worry about that.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 09:56 PM       
Yesterday's games were detestable.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 10:04 PM       
True, but what I find more detestable than anything on this great green earth of ours is that fucking Daunte Culpepper is starting for the Lions.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 10:10 PM       
I can't wait until they finish 0-16. Culpepper should have swallowed his pride and signed as a back up on a good team (like Byron Leftwich) rather than "retiring" like a little bitch. I'd rather ride pine with the Steelers than start with the Lions any day of the week.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 11:07 PM       
I'm convinced that the only reason why he would play for Detroit is that he gets to start against the team that dumped him off like the bum he is; Minnesota.
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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 08:27 AM       
Vikes, Colts, Saints and Packers - I don't see a win among these four games. 0-16 is more than just a possibility for the Loins.
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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 11:18 AM       
Ravens rule!

I think so, at least.
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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 03:44 PM       
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I think so, at least.
Agreed. Sucks that they're finishing schedule is rough and they're still not 100% healthy. Gotta give a lot of credit to John Harbaugh.
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 01:52 PM       
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Agreed. Sucks that they're finishing schedule is rough and they're still not 100% healthy. Gotta give a lot of credit to John Harbaugh.
Well, we have an easy game against the Bungles today.

The one game I can't wait for is when the Ravens play the Redskins. I say this because at my school, all the Redskins fans are always talking about how better they are than the Ravens. They should start worrying about the NFC East before they slam the Ravens, because there's no way in hell the Redskins are going to beat the Giants at this rate. Then start worriyng about the Ravens and how badly they are going to get crushed.
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[The 'Skins] should start worrying about the NFC East before they slam the Ravens, because there's no way in hell the Redskins are going to beat the Giants at this rate.
No one in the East holds a candle to the Giants this year. They just take care of bi'ness every week (except to the Browns) and don't let the distractions (Plaxico shot himself? Big whoop.) get in the way of their prep for the next game.

They play the Beagles next - I fully expect a Class A ass-whuppin'.
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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 10:41 PM       
Going to the Bills game tomorrow. We better win.
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 09:13 PM       
Jeez, man... Adrian Peterson is just plain better than everybody else. He just had a run that was damn near identical to one Barry Sanders had.
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 10:03 PM       
Rickety Bonez Gus Frerotte toss a 99 yarder to Berrian to put the Vikes up by 10. Who know the ol' grizzled bastard still had it in him.
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