well this had me laughing for quote a while: "if a dinner guest asks you "Where was it you used to work?" you must say "Mmmmmnh?" or pretend to have a stroke or deliberately wet yourself to divert attention."
but this took home the win for funnyest one line: it's friends named 'Dave'
heh, this was hillariously good, nice work max
kitsunexus: goody! its been ages since i've been to a really good corpse fire!