Location: Too Carefree For It's Own Good, Kentucky
Jul 3rd, 2008, 10:58 AM
CastleWHORE.
Okay, I'm buying a Wii. Period. This shit's gonna have more whips than a Devo song, it's gonna rock (As much as a Castlevania game CAN rock in this day and age.)!
Maybe it'll even have butt-rock, just like in Curse of Darkness!
And Simon appears to have reddish (maroon?) hair, which should be gay, but works in the 80s, where but-rock works best. And he has a whip.