Anyone know a good joke?

[Jeanette X]

A man enters a bar, looking deeply upset. He orders a shot of whiskey.

"What's the matter?" asks the bartender.

"My son just told me he's gay, I'm not sure how to handle it." says the man.

"Must be difficult." says the bartender.

The man eventually leaves.

The next day, the man enters the same bar, looking even more upset. He orders two shots of whiskey.

"Wow, you look like hell." says the bartender. "What happened?"

"My other son just told he's gay! Jesus, I could hardly deal with the first!"

"Wow, that's pretty rough." says the bartender.

The man eventually leaves.

The next day, the man comes in, totally haggard, looking like he's just had the shock of his life. He sits down, and asks for five shots of whiskey.

"Jeez! Isn't anyone in your family attracted to women?" says the bartender, incredulously.

"Yeah." The man replies. "My daughter!"