Anyone know a good joke?

[bigtimecow]

oh man, two this time:

a man walks into a restaurant and takes a seat up at the bar. he orders to the waitress, "get me a big bowl of chili."

the waitress points to another man a few seats down the bar and says, "sorry sir, that man got the last bowl"

the man looks down the bar and realizes that this guy has barely eaten any of his chili and he looks done. he asks the man, "hey, you gonna eat the rest of that?" the guy says "nah, help yourself."

the man begins to eat the chili, and as soon as he gets to the bottom he finds a dead mouse.

"wh... WHLAAA!!" he pukes all the chili back into the bowl. and then the other guy at the bar says, "yeah, that's about as far as i got too"