Anyone know a good joke?

[bigtimecow]

three even!

a man walks into a restaurant and takes a seat at the bar. he sees a sign on the wall that says "cheese sandwich $5, handjob $10."

he calls the waitress over and says "are you the one that gives the handjobs?"

she nods.

"wash your hands and get me a cheese sandwich"

[Jeanette X]

A clean joke this time:

A man and his servant are travelling in the desert. He says to his servant:

"Now watch the camel and make sure it doesn't wander away while I sleep!"

The servant nods and agrees, but the man is worried because he knows his servant is something of a daydreamer.

The man lays down to sleep, but he can't. After a while, he asks his servant:

"What are you thinking about?"

The servant replies:

"I was just wondering how many stars are in the sky."

The man again lays down to sleep, but he can't. After a while, he asks his servant:

"What are you thinking about?"

The servant replies:

"I was just wondering how many grans of sand are in the desert."

The man again lays down to sleep, but he can't. After a while, he asks his servant:

"What are you thinking about?"

The servant replies:

"I was just wondering who's going to carry everything now that the camel is gone."