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Old Jul 11th, 2008, 10:42 AM       
A clean joke this time:

A man and his servant are travelling in the desert. He says to his servant:

"Now watch the camel and make sure it doesn't wander away while I sleep!"

The servant nods and agrees, but the man is worried because he knows his servant is something of a daydreamer.

The man lays down to sleep, but he can't. After a while, he asks his servant:

"What are you thinking about?"

The servant replies:

"I was just wondering how many stars are in the sky."

The man again lays down to sleep, but he can't. After a while, he asks his servant:

"What are you thinking about?"

The servant replies:

"I was just wondering how many grans of sand are in the desert."

The man again lays down to sleep, but he can't. After a while, he asks his servant:

"What are you thinking about?"

The servant replies:

"I was just wondering who's going to carry everything now that the camel is gone."
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