Anyone know a good joke?

[McClain]

A guy walks in to a bar to find his best friend drunk and sobbing on a barstool.

"What's wrong with you?" he asks.

"I puked all over my shirt again. My wife is gonna' kill me!" the drunk guy slurs.

"Don't worry about it," said his friend. At that, his friend pulls money out of his wallet. "You take this $10 bill and put it in your front pocket. When your wife sees the puke tell her that some other guy did it and he felt so bad for puking on you that he offered to pay your cleaning bill."

The drunk guy thinks it's a great idea and stumbles out of the bar and to his house. Just as he reaches to open the door his wife swings it open and notices he's drunk and soaked with vomit. She immediately starts to berate him for puking on himself again.

"No honey, it's not my fault... some other guy puked on me. See?" The drunk pulls the money out of his pocket and waves it in her face. "He felt so bad he gave me ten bucks" said the drunk.

His wife snatches the bill from his hand, and after examining the bill said, "Honey, this is a twenty dollar bill. What's the other ten for?"

"Oh?" said the drunk. "Well, he shit in my pants, too."