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Old Jul 11th, 2008, 10:17 PM       
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Girls don't fart, they expel glitter and sprinkles.
Amen brother :hulkhogan

Growing up there were five guys in the house (three brothers, dad, and a male family dog), and my mother was the only female. She never farted, ever. In fact she use to tell us, "Girls can't do that, we don't pass gas."

I believed this communist propaganda until I was 11 years old. My world came crashing down one day when a girl farted on me during recess

Mother and I still have a rocky relationship.
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