farting at work

[sloth]

my office is pretty polite. i dont know what happened though - maybe one of the CEOs started it, and it just snowballed - but man, the toilets. anything goes. as soon as that door closes, its like all colonic decorum breezes away like a guff in the wind. dont get me wrong, im glad that people feel comfortable - but how am i supposed to work with these people after hearing them take no prisoners 5 minutes ago? they should do what they do in japan and have the sound of flushing toilets looping constantly to protect everyone's dignity.