Anyone know a good joke?

[Blue Fox]

heh, srry bout that, anyway...

all of a sudden the monkey jumps up on the bar. it picks up a peanut, shoves it up it's butt, pulls it out, and proceeds to eat it.

overwhelmed with curiousity the bartender turns to the man, "what the hell was that?" he asks.

"oh," the man replies, "ever since he ate that pool ball, he measures everything first."


hee hee. why do all jokes happen in a bar?

[Jeanette X]

The Pope, a schoolboy, and George W. Bush are on an airplane. Suddenly the pilot suffers a fatal heart attack, and the plane starts to fall out of the sky, and there are only two parachutes available. The Pope turns to the others and says:

"I've lived a long and fruitful life. Each of you take a parachute and don't worry about me."

The president grabs one, straps it on, and jumps out of the plane.

The boy watches him go, turns to the Pope and says:

"Go ahead and grab one."

The Pope says:

"What do you mean? There's only one left!"

The boy shakes his head.

"No, there's two. The president took my backpack."