Song lyrics theat PROBABLY weren't said (yet)

[the Platinum Poppy]

I thought Bryan Adam's summer of 69 went something like this:
"I had my first real sex dream
I was about five at the time
played it till my fingers bled
it was the summer of 69"
Then I saw someone on the internet who had the same mishearing... which makes you wonder... perhaps it's not a mishearing? Perhaps that's what he's actually singing?

I also thought Quite Unusual by Front 242 went like this:
"The way the morning broke was quite unusual - the lord was insane". Like, if God had become mentally unstable, then obviously everything would be quite unusual... perhaps the first thing you notice is that the morning doesn't break in it's normal way any longer, and then things just go crazier from there. This piece of lyrics really had my imagination going, so when a friend said it was really "The way the morning broke was quite unusual, more than words can say" I refused to believe him.