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Old Aug 11th, 2008, 11:58 PM       
Doctor: "So how long have to had asthma?"

Patient: *cough* "My whole life." *cough*

Doctor: "I see. And what are your-"

Patient: *coughcoughcoughcoughCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH* *gasp* *choke*

Doctor: "Let me get you some water-"

Patient: *wheeze* *coughcoughcoughgaspahackwheezecoughCOUGHCOUGH*
*gasp* *gurgle* *COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHHACKSPIT*

*spits out glistening cast of brochiole tree*

Doctor: *in awe* "....Wow."

Patient: "Holy fuck. No wonder I couldn't breathe."

(Doctor ignores him and gingerly picks it up with tweezers like its a rare and fragile work of art)

Doctor: *to nurse* "Quick, get the camera!"

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