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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 09:33 PM        The Mystical Elves in my Garage
There are elves in my garage. Of this I am certain.

The little bastards seem to be hiding my rake, hammer, and hoe over and over again. I put them there in the morning, and by nightfall they're moved to the other side of the garage. I've even staked it out for an hour, but when I turned by back to get a sandwich, the little fuckers jumped around.

Please, how should I exorcize the demons from my house?
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