Jeanette's Adventures in Medicine Part V: Laparoscopic Cholecystectomy Surgery

[Fathom Zero]

I went out like a light and didn't say anything interesting, I was told. This was for my ankle, by the way.

When they finished operating on me, I woke up with a tube sucking the life out of me. I was trying to breathe, but I couldn't. I told the nurse "Get this goddamn thing off of me, I can't breathe." She said I had to leave it on, that I might choke. Hahaha. "Get it the fuck off of me. " She did. And I didn't choke.

Then they took me back into a waiting room where I drank apple juice and watched The Manhattan Project. All in all, a good experience. But my throat hurt, too. Could've been 'cause I like the man-meat, but whatev.