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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 06:25 PM       
I "dated" a stripper, bruh.

I never spent one nickle (she bought me all kinds of shit and let me live in her house fer free, but then again strippers aren't known for their financial responsibility)and my dick is still attached. They are called rubbers.

Most strippers have incredibly low self esteem and just want somebody to generally care about them. They are a simple people.

Plus if you've ever wanted to have sex with somebody that can shake their ass when they are in the shape of a pretzel all while Lil Wayne is playing, booya.

That's the good.

The bad:
May drink like a fish.
Probably does drugs too.
She is probably fu*kin' another dude on the side, so don't fall in l*ve.
Walking timebomb.
Can cry at will.
Insecure like Sept 10th, 2001.
Daddy/family issues to the max.
Shows off the goods to anyone for a dollar at work.

It's all give and take 10kVG, all give and take.

God I loved her
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