Now I understand how people are found dead of heart attacks in their bathrooms...

[Big McLargehuge]

i worked at a timeshare resort as a maintenance man i got a call at 9:55 pm, five minutes before i got off, and the lady is absolutely hysterical, screaming that their were deadly spiders all over her room, and to bring raid. I brought a broom a dustpan and a jar and found 2 or 3 wolf spiders, she kept yelling KILL THEM THEY ARE DEADLY SPIDERS, i tried to explain that they were just wolf spiders but she screamed constantly as i proceeded to catch them all and when i went to put them out side she started yelling at me that they were going to come back into her room and kill her so i promised that i was going to take them very far away before i let them go. As soon as she closed the door i let them go right on the door step and went home.