Oh hey, now that you're here. Miss Shrub, could use your camwhore powers to recreate that little finger waving thing Rankeri keeps posting? That is assuming you do not have him (or me) on ignore, most everyone already does.
Before, as in when? She's replacing another girl that I feel like shit for ditching (even if I did it as nicely as I possibly could).
Anyway, she's just plain better than me in every single way, shape, or form, who's one of those awesome girls who for some insane reason thinks that guys wouldn't be into them
On the positive side, the boyfriend that I'm replacing is a piece of shit of a worthless, fat slug that I'm pissed at for both treating her like crap and then dumping her
But then that means my job from this point forward is to convince her that she can do better than either one of us