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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 05:53 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 06:00 PM       
DEAR GURGLYGOOSE, I JUST SENT YOU MY ENTRIES INTO YOUR CONTEST SO LOOK AT THEM NOW
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 06:02 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 06:28 PM       
I HAVE SEEN THEM AND AM PLEASED

JUDGMENT FROM THE GOLDEN GOD GUS WILL BE WITHHELD UNTIL RAGNAGUS, WHEN THE SERPENT JORMANDGUS IS SLAIN AND THE CONTEST DECLARED OVER
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 06:37 PM       
SO WHAT IS THAT? LIKE MONDAY?
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 06:58 PM       
I'M PRETTY SURE HE SAID WEDNESDAY
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 07:00 PM       
I'M PRETTY SURE SHUT THE FUCK UP ASILA
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 07:00 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 07:01 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 07:09 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 07:09 PM       
Yet you're not following it.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 07:10 PM       


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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 07:13 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 07:14 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 08:09 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 08:47 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 09:33 PM       
my dog just somehow unzipped her "escape proof" travel crate from the inside and went on a rampage through my parents' house.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 09:47 PM       
Poodle Macgyver.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 10:35 PM       
I just took my lesbian roommate's dog for a walk and she took a crap on the POLICE OFFICER'S lawn. I didn't think to bring any bags or whatever to pick up potential dookies, so I just left it steaming by his mailbox. The problem is... as I hurried on, looking back at his house, I am pretty sure I saw him sitting there on his porch in the dark.

I'm scared, guys.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 10:37 PM       
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Now I am sad that my picture was not more creative.

But my picture was first! You can't take that away from me.
He's new so he won't look here but hey I USED TO LIVE IN STOCKBRIDGE DOES IT STILL SUCK?
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Poodle Macgyver.
Yeah She's scary-smart but it only seems to kick in when she's doing her own thing. When it comes time to obey some commands, she conveniently turns stupid.

Even so, all is well except for the shrill fucking bark whenever she's bored and wants attention, or when she sees one of the cats and thinks it's talking shit to her.
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 01:09 AM       
Ok I had a good time but Jim's been puking for the past hour.
Goddammit.
I'm not buying him drinks anymore.
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 01:20 AM       
I need sex.
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