What the fuuuuuuuuck

[Grislygus]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1205393/#


Seriously? Why? It's out now, for Christ's sake, just import the mother- eh, you know what, Fuck you. Make sure to change the main characters to 90210-styled teenagers, that's always a good plan.


Shitcaked scumfucks.

[RaNkeri]

So, there's a swedish "horror" film about a 12 year old boy who becomes friends with a girl who is a vampire. The film has been already released in Europe, you want to see it but you have to wait for 2010 remake which makes you RAGE.

Is that it?

[Grislygus]

Torrents and Netflix exist for a reason, Finland. The flick's cool as shit, man, how would Pan's Labyrinth have been if Hollywood remade it two years later and handed it off to the director of fucking Cloverfield? Do you see why that might be the subject of nerd rage?

[RaNkeri]

I've never seen pan's labyrinth

[Grislygus]

Damn dude, there's got to be some movie that you wouldn't want Americans to ravage, you're European, show some pride

[RaNkeri]

I'm also not that interested of a swedish teen angst vampire movie

I get your point, though

[Grislygus]

The point is that it's a vampire movie that doesn't involve angsty teens, we'll probably change that and make the main characters actors from The OC

[executioneer]

i think i read that the writer of the book was unhappy with the liberties the director of the original film took