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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 08:49 AM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 04:01 PM       
The video won't play for me, is this about the GM bailout?
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 04:26 PM       
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The video won't play for me, is this about the GM bailout?
It's about a mother who wanted the song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" to be taken from her child's winter chorus performance on the grounds that it was not sensitive to other religions (it makes a reference to "Christmas").
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Old Dec 12th, 2008, 10:52 PM       
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It's about a mother who wanted the song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" to be taken from her child's winter chorus performance on the grounds that it was not sensitive to other religions (it makes a reference to "Christmas").
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 12:11 AM       
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Well, that's the video I saw when I clicked on the link. What did you see?
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 12:29 PM       
This person is only protesting the song because she accidentally heard an old Neil Hamburger joke...

Which goes like,

"Why didn't we see Rudolph guiding Santa's sleigh this year?"

"Because he was exposed as a Nazi war criminal and sentenced to life imprisonment".
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 06:26 PM       
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"Why didn't we see Rudolph guiding Santa's sleigh this year?"

"Because he was exposed as a Nazi war criminal and sentenced to life imprisonment".
Oh my god! My childhood was a lie.
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 09:16 PM       
Deer Jew,

Don't you people mutilate yer sons' genitals upon birth? Funny how Christians adopted that practice also, but they still hate you.

So Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer will be cool when we cut part of his dick off also, then throw a Kwanzaa hat on it? Nice. How tolerant. Oh wait you don't believe in tolerance because you don't believe in Christ. Mass transportation sucks around here.

Here's the new song

Rudolph the fuck you reindeer
Had a very shiny glans
Muslims and Buddhists sucked it
Didn't even use their hands

(after a half an hour, I finally realized that the anonymous Jewish lady is prolly never gonna see this, so i stopped trying to write more verses... but if anyone else wants to, feel free)
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Old Dec 12th, 2008, 10:42 PM       
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The video won't play for me, is this about the GM bailout?
Didn't play for me either, all I saw was an ad for the Army saying a sniper could hit a playing card from 500 yards.
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