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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 02:44 PM       
I laugh at those commercials too.

I also laugh at those diet ones where they say "We'll send you meals and you lose weight! You can even eat chocolate!" Whoppe. Those only work because they're sending you smaller portions.
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 12:00 AM       
We were watching TV last night and the damn funniest commercial came on. It was so serious and even made it out that "your insurance will cover it." It was a penis pump! Once I saw the apparatus sitting on the prop nightstand, I lost it. I understand some folks might need it, but wow what a horrible way to sell it.

The couples were so white bread and terrible at their acting it made soda come out my nose.

My fiancee was laughing so hard for 10 minutes afterward that he couldn't form words to ask if I was okay.
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 12:57 AM       
Yeah, some products just can't be pitched with any dignity.

I personally found this commercial for some medicine (can't remember what it's called), which has a part where a man and woman are lying in adjacent bath tubs in the middle of a field, holding hands. It's like some bizarre Samuel Beckett play.

I also laugh at pretty much any medicine commercial, since the last five minutes is always the narrator garbling out the side effects while they try to distract viewers with happy scenes of children playing and people having good reactions from the medication.

Last one: I always crack up on those Charmin Bear commercials. The bears dance with the toilet paper and rub it on their faces like a security blanket, but never actually use it to wipe their butts.
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