Why I love Canada.

[Ninjavenom]

You don't beat someone to death with an axe, you:

axe,
bastardize,
butcher,
cleave,
clip,
cube,
dice,
divide,
dermally rape,
fell,
fragment,
hackle,
hash,
hew,
lop,
mangle,
mince,
shear,
slash,
truncate,
whack,
carve,
chop,
crack,
cut,
dismember,
dissect,
dissever,
disunite,
divorce,
eviscerate,
hack,
hew,
open,
part,
pierce,
rend,
rip,
rive,
separate,
sever,
slice,
stab,
shred,
sunder,
amputate,
anatomize,
cripple,
disassemble,
disjoint,
dislimb,
dislocate,
dismantle,
maim,
mutilate,
rend,
excise,
disarm,
incapacitate,
halve,
quarter,
disembowel,
or TEAR THEM ASUNDER.