I looked at all the girl's on that page and only one of them could pass for a woman. And they all look like somebodies mother. Or grandmother. So far odds aren't in your favor.
Hahahaha I finally look at this thread and kahl zeroes in on the exact pic I planned to make fun of
That thing has a dick, I promise you
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IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.