Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
  #11  
James James is offline
Mocker
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
James sucks
Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:53 PM       
WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT GOTHYPOO:

1. His mom won't let him wear spikes, but she allows him to drive without a license.

2. He got a drunk 15-year old pregnant, but she may have been 14 then.

3. His child is the new Hitler. His name is Draco Abyss Darkmoon.

4. He broke up with her so that nobody would suspect he was the father, thus removing any sense of responsibility for his actions, even though everyone knows anyway.

5. He supports the demon spawn by posing nude for NAMBLA and letting big hairy men suck on his asshole.

6. He looks like a pale Backstreet Boy who lost his puppy.

7. His ex-girlfriend is a slut, as demonstrated by her being a 15-year old who gets drunks and fucks people like Gothypoo without any sort of protection.

8. He wrote a book all about Dragons, which was referenced in the Harry Potter series.

9. He changes his user pic every 3 days.

10. We'd all be much happier if him, and people like him, were removed from this board. We might even be inclined to show our appreciation though donations.
Reply With Quote
 


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:53 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.