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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 10:17 PM       
Go Steelers! WOOT!

Oh yeah, Pittsburgh was thrilled last night. So thrilled that the students at the University of Pittsburgh had a bit of a riot. From what I heard, several sofas were set on fire, a bonfire was made, a tree was pulled down, a bus station shelter was demolished, a rock was thrown through the window of the campus library, and several parking meters were stolen/attempted to be stolen. I saw a picture of the crowd with a guy calmly walking off with a plastic newspaper dispenser under his arm. I was talking to this guy today and he said that he went to a nearby pizza place around midnight. In the shop, he met someone who admitted they used quarters to pay because they broke into a parking meter.

Needless to say, it was a very strange scenario today. Several parking meters were still missing and the bus stop shelter looked like a giant stepped on it.
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