i-mockery valentines!

[Kitsa]

zbf: We had a bus driver fired in 3rd grade. She was a sub and she was blowing by all the stops. Kids kept yelling "stop, stop!" because, you know, little kids...they were scared. She gets pissed off because she thinks we're just being obnoxious. She was going about 40-45 down a residential street, kids were standing up and yelling stop, and she goes, "You want me to stop?!? I'll stop!" Then she slammed on the brakes. Kids fell all over the place. I hit my head on the seat in front of me, one kid cut their head open on the first aid kit over the back door.

The next day an announcement went out for everyone on Bus 32 (or whatever it was) to come to the cafeteria. There was a group of people there...our principal and probably people from the bus office. They separated us and we had to go in a room with them one by one and tell what happened. I'm sure the parents of the kid with the cut-open head freaked the hell out and demanded she be fired.

Never saw her again.


zq: No, I meant I was. It was okay for them to lock you in a closet for 4 hours if it was a nun. Also okay for them to tell little kids they couldn't go to the bathroom and then make fun of them when they wet their pants. Also okay to tell kids all kinds of looney stuff about how God made the Challenger explode because He didn't want women in space and how Qaddafi was going to nuke us and we should all say goodbye to our parents every night in case we died.



.....why does Kitsa drink so much?

[ZeldaQueen]

No, I meant I was. It was okay for them to lock you in a closet for 4 hours if it was a nun. Also okay for them to tell little kids they couldn't go to the bathroom and then make fun of them when they wet their pants. Also okay to tell kids all kinds of looney stuff about how God made the Challenger explode because He didn't want women in space and how Qaddafi was going to nuke us and we should all say goodbye to our parents every night in case we died.

Oh, I see. Yeah, my dad was actually raised by nuns as a boy and he had some pretty good stories. He told me that on one Christmas outing, the nun that was supposed to take then had to send a substitute woman in her place. As a result, all of the kids were really wild and misbehaved. My dad noticed the substitute calmly writing down the names of all of the misbehaving kids, so he sat quietly. When the nun got the list of names, she went crazy and took all the kids on the list into a room to beat them.