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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 02:53 PM       
I bust up computers and build new ones!

It's volunteer work, though, so they pay me in experience points.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 03:00 PM       
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I bust up computers and build new ones!

It's volunteer work, though, so they pay me in experience points.
surely this is a good idea?
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 03:02 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 03:03 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 03:06 PM       
I worked an ER shift with a 104 fever once. To this day I don't remember a damn thing that happened on that shift. I hope I didn't kill anyone.

Our manager had a policy in place at the time where you couldn't call off (without losing your job) unless you found your own replacement. So 6 hrs before my shift on July 4th, I was delirious with an employee directory trying to find someone. My coworkers at the time were all bitches and no one wanted to work the holiday. Everyone refused, so I worked.

Like I said, hope I didn't kill anyone.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 03:54 PM       
I read Tim Burton's The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Tales online. That was so messed up...
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 04:14 PM       
Continuing to get drunk when all your friends have left and you have no idea how to get home, then waking up next to some random guy, and having to get more drunk to forget the details.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 04:15 PM       
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I worked an ER shift with a 104 fever once. To this day I don't remember a damn thing that happened on that shift. I hope I didn't kill anyone.

Our manager had a policy in place at the time where you couldn't call off (without losing your job) unless you found your own replacement.
That kinda shit makes me mad. If you're too sick to work, then you're too damn sick to go around getting a replacement. My last job was like that, so everyone went to work sick and we all passed around our germs and all were even sicker. The bosses are basically saying that they don't believe you are sick, so you have to turn up to work and vomit over everyone to prove it.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 04:19 PM       
It is because you girls confuse the cramps with being sick.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 04:41 PM       
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That kinda shit makes me mad. If you're too sick to work, then you're too damn sick to go around getting a replacement. My last job was like that, so everyone went to work sick and we all passed around our germs and all were even sicker. The bosses are basically saying that they don't believe you are sick, so you have to turn up to work and vomit over everyone to prove it.
When I was fifteen I actually had to work the register while I had salmonella poisoning. I kept having to retch up bile every eight minutes or so into a little plastic rubbish bin my oh so considerate boss gave me for that purpose. Thankfully it wasn't a very busy day and I only had to puke while I was ringing up one customer. He gave me this "" look and didn't say anything. I think I'm someone's gross out story now.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 04:47 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 04:58 PM       
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It is because you girls confuse the cramps with being sick.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 05:13 PM       
I don't remember ever calling off anything because of cramps.

I once called someone to tell them I couldn't come to their party because I really did have e coli. I ate a pizza whose green peppers were, according to the health dept, unwashed. I had to cover one end of me with the toilet and the other with the toilet-side wastebasket. It was all projectile. You wouldn't have wanted me at that party.
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 01:44 AM       
I rode a bike off a ramp into a pond in the woods. We found out a few minutes later it had leeches.
I had never known Texas had leeches before then.
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 02:56 AM       
I have a TERRIBLE idea, but it's very likely I'll still do it.
Oh and don't pee in lounge chairs on beaches, resorts hate that.
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 12:25 PM       
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I rode a bike off a ramp into a pond in the woods. We found out a few minutes later it had leeches.
I had never known Texas had leeches before then.
Did one attatch itself to your peen like in Stand By Me?
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 12:45 PM       
i banned that one dude, prob. not a great idea but i was tired of reading his shit
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 07:54 PM       
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It is because you girls confuse the cramps with being sick.
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 10:37 PM       
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 10:42 PM       
^^ doesn't stop him being correct^^
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