Your favorite booze

[Guitar Woman]

Man oh man, Sailor Jerry

I also keep trying to find a beer I like, but so far everything's been hog swill. Guinness Draught I am looking at you you SHIT

There's a line of ales named after Frank Zappa albums but it's probably more of the same shite. I've been told Canadian pisswater like Molson and Moosehead will make me cool but I've pretty much given up at this point. I'm not really a beer kind of person, I just always want to get really drunk really fast.

I'd also still probably drink spiced rum if it weren't alcoholic, it's delicious.