I've decided that I'm taking myself out this valentine's day, because word on the street is that I'm easier than instant oatmeal and I'm pretty sure I'll get lucky. I'm taking myself to see the new Friday the 13th movie because nothing says "I love you" like disemboweling teenagers.
On an unrelated note, the best VD present I ever got was a carton of cigarettes. I'm romantic like woah.
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