Depression

[ZeldaQueen]

I was playing the Entertainer's Theme while dancing/moving around the stage. Not the best I suppose, I guess I should have danced to Toxic or played rock guitar like 90% of the other acts.

Anyway, I recommend eating pasta. I've heard that that brings out a feeling of well-being. Certainly makes me feel better! (I looooove Italian food!)

[MattJack]

SMOKE A LOT OF WEED

[MetalMilitia]

EAT AN ORANGE

[MetalMilitia]

Fun fact: No one has ever been depressed while eating an orange. The process of getting all the skin and shit off is so difficult and boring you'll forget all your worries.

[Sam]

One time I was trying to peel an orange and could not do it. That made me depressed.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The depression that I get....

Have you ever been close to tragedy
Or been close to folks who have
Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
So heavy you collapse

[MattJack]

i learned how to suck my own di*k and i don't think i'll ever be depressed again

[kahljorn]

YOU WILL ONCE YOU REALIZE THAT YOURE A HUGE FAGGOT BECAUSE YOUVE HAD PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH

[Sam]

WHAT IF YOU WENT TO ALL THE EFFORT TO BE ABLE TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT YOUR MOUTH WAS TOO SMALL FOR YOUR DICK?

[kahljorn]

IT COULD BE WORSE. I MEAN REALLY THAT MIGHT BE KIND OF A CONFIDENCE BOOSTER.
YOU COULD HAVE A TINY PENIS AND HAVE IT FIT IN YOUR MOUTH ALL SNUGLY