Well, no need to worry about Octo Mom. Gloria Allred and a nonprofit group will provide her with a house and around the clock child care, all paid for through donations. So remember, kids: If you don't work, procreate irresponsibly, and rely on others to provide for you, everything will work out fine and you'll gain a good measure of celebrity or maybe a tv show in the process.
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...I proved, son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there, and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16; Austin 3:16 says, "I just whipped your ass!"