Marriage

[Tadao]

Don't forget to buy a real expensive ring that someone will mug her for.

[kahljorn]

my wedding kicked ass and it wasn't too much of a hassle (except when we had to keep spending our poverty money and people called everyday saying the same shit and asking endless questions), but that's probably because i have a cool wife ;o We basically planned it a few months in advance, although all our previous plans kept falling through because her family is full of fucking idiot selfish douchebags who say shit like, "ILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR WEDDING" and then they pretend like we ask them for fucking 10000 dollar honeymoon suites and bitch to people about it (and then the assholes, brotherinlaws, they bitch about it to turn around and go, WELL YOU ASKED FOR A TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR HONEYMOON SUITE SO NO WONDER DAD IS SO STRESSED AND DOESNT WANT TO HELP;\) We were engaged for like a year though

We just had a picnic by a river and a friend of mine married us. We made all the food and arranged everything. At the last minute her douchebag (shes not really that bad but seriously they were such selfish douchebags about us getting married) mother decided to buy her a wedding dress, which was good because she totally reneged on an agreement to give us 500 dollars instead of buying her a wedding dress. I could tell the only reason she even did it was because she suddenly (one week before the wedding) felt like an asshole FOR SOME REASON so she needed to redeem herself. Same thing goes for her father, he called us a week before the wedding when everything was already set and we had arranged/fixed everything ourselves and offered for us to have the wedding at his house. Her mom did that, too ;\

You have to go to the county office and fill out a form to get a marriage license. It costs 67 dollars here. Then you get some form that the priest has to sign.

prepare for several of your single friends to have like midlife crisis' or some shit and start acting like they are all superior to you and make smarmy comments because they are too good for marriage.

Oh yea and expect every single single douchebag who wants to seem fucking unique to share their opinions and say, "I DONT BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE." "IM HAPPY FOR YOU BUT I WOULD NEVER GET MARRIED." "I DONT APPROVE OF MARRIAGE" WILLIE.
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