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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 08:57 PM       
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on a related note i had chicken and egg syndrome when i was in highschool but the doctor gave me some ointment and it got rid of it
Sounds nasty.

I once read (purely for amusement) one of those Supermarket checkout tabloids, which had a section called "Ask Two Old Geezers" (in which a person writes in a letter and it's answered - duh - by two old geezers). One question was from a guy who wanted to know which came first, the chicken or the egg. The answer the geezers gave was "The chicken, because God didn't create the world to sit on an egg!"
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