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Insane Writer
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: On the border of my Outer Circle of Thought
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Mar 6th, 2009, 08:50 PM
Lordy:
RV (which I only saw because my two friends outvoted me two to one when the choice was between that and Hoot)
Spiderman 3
Kung Pow (left the living room about ten minutes into that one)
Any of those ___ Movies (Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Dance Movie, etc) - And I'm assuming many people agree on this one. When I told my brother about Dance Movie, in the middle of drinking something he gave The Finger to the world.
Searching for Comedy in the Muslim World - Sweet heavens, that one I hated. It's basically Albert Brooks making an idiot of himself in India after the government assigns him the job of finding out what Muslims find funny. They make a few terrorist jokes (a girl says to her Iranian boyfriend that he has no sense of humor, to which he replies "I was the funniest person in my bomb-building class!") and Jewish ones (when a tv company tries to get Brooks to play a character in a sitcom called That Funny Jew!). Brooks spends the whole thing whining about how he can't get enough info for the 800-page report he must write, how he has no resources, and how things are s#1t in general. I wanted to throw a rock through the tv.
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"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "The Babel fish proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
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